Honey,
I am home.
So?
What
so?
What
should I do if you are home?
Don’t
be a nag. I merely announced my arrival. You don’t really have to do anything.
Huh,
what’s there to announce then? You just got home. It’s not that you won the
World Cup or something.
Yes
I know I merely got home. But I thought it would delight you to hear me again.
You
thought wrong.
Ah,
but last evening you seemed to be pretty gung ho about my return. Were you not?
Please.
That was a mistake.
What
mistake?
Never
mind.
No
tell.
Naa
leave.
Don’t
act like an irritating woman. Tell me what mistake.
Okay
listen. It was a mistake on my part to harbor hopes of a romantic evening with
you.
But
I did romance with you… Umm…I mean we went to that movie, right? You should be
happy. The movie was good. Ranbir was amazing in that movie.
Yes,
only he was.
Now
what is that supposed to mean?
Don’t
act oversmart you man. You know very well how itchy was your face. Had I known
you won’t be shaving, I wouldn’t have gone to that movie or any movie for God’s
sake.
You
woman, how dare you accuse me after having a fully enjoyable outing. You ate
the whole cake and now you say it was disgusting. I hate you, you WOMAN.
You
dare not call me WOMAN in that stinky voice of yours.
I
will. Do what you want.
GO
TO HELL. I don’t care for any goddamn movie anymore. Come home at midnight for
all I care. And just not come anywhere near me. You are as stinky as your week-long
beard.
40 minutes later:
Ahem,
I have shaved.
So?
What
so?
Why
telling me? Why do I care?
Umm
ya, I was just feeling hungry. Umm so I checked in to see if you are there.
I
will get you something from the kitchen. Wait.
Ahem.
YES?
I
was wondering dear wifey if that newly opened restaurant is really as good as
they say.
Yeah,
I was wondering the same.
Should
we not go and see?
We
can.
I
think we should dine out tonight at that place. Will that be okay with you?
Ya
Hmmm
Mmmm
I have written this post acknowledging the tag of Surbhi Bafna's Santi Claus
But I like stubble on men :(
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